I'm a prolofic writer, I know, such an envy! Well, look, I will come up with ten things off the top of my head that make women run away. I will make it simple and then you can thank or curse me later. And for the ladies out there, no apologies. Women have the upper hand. Men always seem to be so oblivious when it comes to these matters. But I feel women might thank me too after all. I mean well, ladies.
1) HITTING ON THEM
Look, ok, women love the attention. But come on! Do you actually think she's going to stop at your whistling and say, "Hey, that was so original, here's my number." I mean, when you do this sort of thing, you're actually covering up your own insecurities. Deep down inside, you know that has never worked and if it has, the girl is not worth it. Women want to feel special and all of this perverted nonsense makes them smile politely and keep right on their way.
2) LOOKING AT HER BODY PART, NOT HER EYES
Look, I know. You want to look at her body. But don't do so in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable. The way to a woman's heart is her eyes. That is your best bet. So, forget staring at her body parts. Don't be such an animal. Do look at her and admire her anatomy in a subtle way, she won't mind, but most of the time look her in the eye. I can't stress this shit enough.
3) TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHER WOMEN OR, WORSE YET, YOUR EX
Dah! Well, look, it really is transparent. I mean, what is she going to say to herself? I bet something like this: "If this guy talks like that about that girl, I wonder what shit he's going to say about me!"
4) ARROGANCE
Ok, guilty. I have been arrogant at times. But I don't do so abnoxiously. I do so in a playful manner and sometimes it has backed fire, of course. I just don't give a rat's ass and that, my friend, you can't afford.You're after here, remember, and I'm not. I'm way above that state. If she runs, she better run for her life. Not mine! Ok, I'm not making sense, but I will. Look, the thing is, if you believe your own hype, then you're screwed. Arrogance is like smelling bad. It just doesn't work. I guess I do play the arrogant part but I do so with style and I never do so to intentionally make the girl feel bad. If she's sure of herself, she'll see right through me. And you're not there yet. So behave!!!! Be slightly cocky, just not arrogant.
5) PLEASING HER TOO MUCH
Ouch! I had to give it to you straight. And I said "ouch" because, by now, I know and it has been my experience that my girl friends (I didn't say "girlfriends") are really the ones reading this. In fact, it's appalling how little time men take to understand something they obssess over for their entire lives! Well, look, it's not that there is no benefit in pleasing your women. But do so at your own timing and be original at it. Surprise her. Don't just do what she says. She wants a man. She already has a pussy. Hahahahaha.
6) WAITING FOR HER TO LEAD
Are you the type who asks the girl, "So, honey, where do you want to go?" Etc? Just don't. Don't ask why but when it comes to women best to have a bad idea that was your idea. Of course, accept her suggestions. Just don't follow. Be the leader. There, I said it.
7) DON'T BRAG ABOUT BEING GOOD WITH WOMEN
Ok, I've gone mad with power. But really, I hate it when I see it. Guys everywhere bragging to OTHER guys, spending time with OTHER guys, and talking shit about how many numbers they get, how many women they got or high-fiving each other right in front of girls they got a number from. How horrible. Look, I know I am going on a limb here, but the fact is, I don't think in terms of quantities. Or numbers. It's all about quality.
8) POOR HYGIENE
I don't know what it is about guys that simply look like they've fallen out of bed and dragged themselves out unto the streets without bathing or changing clothes. Be neat, please. Wear some good cologne. Shave. Brush your teeth. Change your socks and underwears daily. And get a haircut while you're at it! I should have probably list this as number one in my list.
9) NOT BEING TRUTHFUL
Ok, don't kill the messanger. But really, the fact is, if you lie, women have superpowerful devices to detect bullshiit and even when you think you're fooling her, you're only fooling your sorry self. So be straightfoward and, for a change, original. Don't go telling her every detail about yourself, of course. Simply answer her like a man who has nothing to hide. She'll love you for it. Honesty is the best policy. And to go even deeper than that, it's not to cater to girls needs... the reason there are so many miserable men in the world is because they think that in order to "get" the girl, they have to lie about who they are and what they want out of a relationship. That is a sure way to find yourself in the wrong boat. Best to wait for a woman who wants you for who you are. It may take longer, but she'll arrive.
10) BEING TOO CLINGY OR INSECURE
Need I articulate? If that's the case, forget I said anything. You're doomed. Women, real women, need space. And just because you're behind her 24/7 doesn't make you more than a bore. Of course, don't be TOO distant. She could easily take her business elsewhere.
1) HITTING ON THEM
Look, ok, women love the attention. But come on! Do you actually think she's going to stop at your whistling and say, "Hey, that was so original, here's my number." I mean, when you do this sort of thing, you're actually covering up your own insecurities. Deep down inside, you know that has never worked and if it has, the girl is not worth it. Women want to feel special and all of this perverted nonsense makes them smile politely and keep right on their way.
2) LOOKING AT HER BODY PART, NOT HER EYES
Look, I know. You want to look at her body. But don't do so in a way that makes her feel uncomfortable. The way to a woman's heart is her eyes. That is your best bet. So, forget staring at her body parts. Don't be such an animal. Do look at her and admire her anatomy in a subtle way, she won't mind, but most of the time look her in the eye. I can't stress this shit enough.
3) TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHER WOMEN OR, WORSE YET, YOUR EX
Dah! Well, look, it really is transparent. I mean, what is she going to say to herself? I bet something like this: "If this guy talks like that about that girl, I wonder what shit he's going to say about me!"
4) ARROGANCE
Ok, guilty. I have been arrogant at times. But I don't do so abnoxiously. I do so in a playful manner and sometimes it has backed fire, of course. I just don't give a rat's ass and that, my friend, you can't afford.You're after here, remember, and I'm not. I'm way above that state. If she runs, she better run for her life. Not mine! Ok, I'm not making sense, but I will. Look, the thing is, if you believe your own hype, then you're screwed. Arrogance is like smelling bad. It just doesn't work. I guess I do play the arrogant part but I do so with style and I never do so to intentionally make the girl feel bad. If she's sure of herself, she'll see right through me. And you're not there yet. So behave!!!! Be slightly cocky, just not arrogant.
5) PLEASING HER TOO MUCH
Ouch! I had to give it to you straight. And I said "ouch" because, by now, I know and it has been my experience that my girl friends (I didn't say "girlfriends") are really the ones reading this. In fact, it's appalling how little time men take to understand something they obssess over for their entire lives! Well, look, it's not that there is no benefit in pleasing your women. But do so at your own timing and be original at it. Surprise her. Don't just do what she says. She wants a man. She already has a pussy. Hahahahaha.
6) WAITING FOR HER TO LEAD
Are you the type who asks the girl, "So, honey, where do you want to go?" Etc? Just don't. Don't ask why but when it comes to women best to have a bad idea that was your idea. Of course, accept her suggestions. Just don't follow. Be the leader. There, I said it.
7) DON'T BRAG ABOUT BEING GOOD WITH WOMEN
Ok, I've gone mad with power. But really, I hate it when I see it. Guys everywhere bragging to OTHER guys, spending time with OTHER guys, and talking shit about how many numbers they get, how many women they got or high-fiving each other right in front of girls they got a number from. How horrible. Look, I know I am going on a limb here, but the fact is, I don't think in terms of quantities. Or numbers. It's all about quality.
8) POOR HYGIENE
I don't know what it is about guys that simply look like they've fallen out of bed and dragged themselves out unto the streets without bathing or changing clothes. Be neat, please. Wear some good cologne. Shave. Brush your teeth. Change your socks and underwears daily. And get a haircut while you're at it! I should have probably list this as number one in my list.
9) NOT BEING TRUTHFUL
Ok, don't kill the messanger. But really, the fact is, if you lie, women have superpowerful devices to detect bullshiit and even when you think you're fooling her, you're only fooling your sorry self. So be straightfoward and, for a change, original. Don't go telling her every detail about yourself, of course. Simply answer her like a man who has nothing to hide. She'll love you for it. Honesty is the best policy. And to go even deeper than that, it's not to cater to girls needs... the reason there are so many miserable men in the world is because they think that in order to "get" the girl, they have to lie about who they are and what they want out of a relationship. That is a sure way to find yourself in the wrong boat. Best to wait for a woman who wants you for who you are. It may take longer, but she'll arrive.
10) BEING TOO CLINGY OR INSECURE
Need I articulate? If that's the case, forget I said anything. You're doomed. Women, real women, need space. And just because you're behind her 24/7 doesn't make you more than a bore. Of course, don't be TOO distant. She could easily take her business elsewhere.
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